T-Rex Wife

My wife is a T-Rex. That's just a simple fact. Why do I say this? Does she scare me? Not most of the time. Does she threaten to eat me? Never. So, why do I call her a T-Rex? The reason lies in this: Whenever she get's home from work, she stands in front of me with her arms positioned so that they look like a T-Rex's upper arms. Also, if I don't move she will not be able to find me... I wish I had a picture and maybe one day I will, and when I do I will have to post it.

Okay, so this is very anti-climatic in description, but if you see the picture, you'll understand...maybe.