Last night, me and seven others all experienced something that not everyone gets to experience. It’s something that someone like me strives to experience. It’s close to a prolonged tantric sex, but much, much better. Last night me and seven others (all men, but at one point a teenage girl [the daughter of the father who was gaming]) played Gears of War on Annex for three hours!!! It was truly an orgasmic gaming experience. I have not had as much fun fraggin’, shotgunnin’, chainsawin’ mayhem in a LONG LLOOOONNNNNGGGGG time. I had a blast and I think that signing up to play every Thursday night as the weekly Gears Night for Geezer Gamers. The only thing that could put a kink in this...Gears 2, which I am SO getting!
But with all that fun, there was one thing that overshadowed my night. Just as I entered the first Gears game, I got a voice message from my wife over XBL saying that we need to get the next Season of The Girls Next Door on DVD because Pamela Anderson is naked at Hef’s 82nd birthday. That was perhaps the best voice message that I had ever received from her. Also, I just love her! What other wife would say that? It turns out that the best thing that I EVER did was marry her.
Episode 153: Hot As Balls
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Episode 153: Hot As Balls – In the post-E3 show, we recap one of the most
boring E3’s in the history of MAHG. We then talk about the wonderful
Wonder Woma...
8 years ago
aww thanks honey
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jedispadme
That's classic. I like your wife. She reminds me of someone just a bit... lol I say the same sort of stuff to my other half all the time. Except not for Pamela Anderson, she's kinda overrated. But I do it for plenty of others :)
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