When the Cat Is Away

My wife is leaving town for a few days, and I can’t help but say “YES!!!!” It’s back to the bachelor’s lifestyle for me. And I know that some of you our there say, “How could you be happy your wife is leaving?” Well, it’s sometimes good to be away from the one you love just to get a refresher of how much you enjoy time by yourself. You know, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder” saying and all that. So, in that spirit, I will list the top things that I am looking forward to as a bachelor from tonight through Monday night.

• Mix orange juice, milk and grape juice into one drink and start gulping, while keeping the toilet in close range
• Did anyone see “Risky Business” and the Tom Cruise dancing scene? I’m just saying...
• Watching horror movies without worrying about scaring the wife to death
• Having a full bathroom sink to myself
• Not having to worry about whether the bathroom seat is up or down
• Falling asleep with pizza on my stomach
• Not having to worry about chocolate magically disappearing

Check back in with me next week to see if I actually did any of these things.