Unmentionable!

The wife is so special. We divided the chores because of how sick she had been and I volunteered (by volunteered I mean she told me) to put away the laundry. Before I could reach the laundry, she looked me in the eyes and said, “Do you know how to put away the laundry?” I just looked at her and tried not to laugh. I grabbed the laundry basket and headed up-stairs. I immediately put away my things. Very easy to take care of for me. I have one drawer for underwear, one for socks, two for shirts and one for knit shorts and long pajama pants. It doesn’t take me more than a minute to finish. Then I look at her things (most of the basket) and sort them out. First shirts, then pants, unmentionables, socks and misc. items. I go to her drawer and open it up. I see that there are shirts and blouses are in there, so I throw in the shirts and close the drawer. I open up the drawer right next to it and it’s filled with unmentionables. Okay...so I close it and open up the drawer right below it and what do I find...more unmentionables!!! So I think I got them all sorted out and go down stairs thinking that my job is done. My lovely wife thinks it would be cute to check my work and decides to come upstairs. She laughed and said that the drawer I put her shirts in was an unmentionable drawer... HOW MANY UNMENTIONABLE DRAWERS DOES SHE HAVE?? I couldn’t believe it!