The Mouse Will Play

Okay, so I promised this too you a couple of weeks ago, and I know that I am late, but here is what I did that weekend.

• Mix orange juice, milk and grape juice into one drink and start gulping, while keeping the toilet in close range
I didn’t do this, but only because I was out of grape juice.
• Did anyone see “Risky Business” and the Tom Cruise dancing scene? I’m just saying...
This was fun. But instead of doing the “Risky Business”, it was the “Risky Macarena”.
• Watching horror movies without worrying about scaring the wife to death
I didn’t watch any horror movies, with the exception of “Stupid Teenagers Must Die”. It was funny, but horror movies just aren’t my bag.
• Having a full bathroom sink to myself
This is one of those perks that you don’t think of until you actually have it.
• Not having to worry about whether the bathroom seat is up or down
Please see last explanation.
• Falling asleep with pizza on my stomach
I did this with one small exception, I had the pizza on a plate so the fries and mayo wouldn’t leak onto my clothes.
• Not having to worry about chocolate magically disappearing
I didn’t have to worry about this, because my wife either ate it all before she left or took it with her.

I would now like to apologize for not updating this blog very often. I find it easier to rant and rave in 140 characters over Twitter and Facebook.